If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
☮ We are the children of the earth ☮
i’m going to reblog this every monday until i die.
Grass cells under a microscope.
THEY LOOK SO HAPPY
"the sun is our mommy and she is big and very beautiful!"
that was the cutest thing I have ever read
Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]
Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?
where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone
How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?
whoa! i totally did a double-take